screwdent

A screwdent is a student who is having sex with a professor or teacher.

They are generally pursued by the instructor, but may be the pursuer.

My man Malcom is getting banged by Mrs. K, that hot chem professor.

I swear, he's her second or third screwdent this year!

by MQTV August 17, 2020

screwvenir

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

by Laura September 14, 2003

Scrodent

Any newborn rodent that has not yet grow it's fur. Therefore, it is just a pink skinned rodent resembling a young scrotum.

The baby scrodent was knocked out of the tree due to high winds.

by sillysibs July 3, 2011

Screentwat

A picture message of a female's vagina.

Synonym: Pussy Pic

Antonym: Dick Pic

Kipp K.: "Yo Chris, that hot girl sent me a screentwat last night."

Chris V.: "Nice. I hope I get screentwatted soon."

by Khalid B. November 12, 2022

screwvenir

Rhymes with (souvenir); This is something, a personal item, that you take with you after a night of wild lovemakin', after a booty call, or a one-night-stand. You take these things without the original owners' knowledge. It could be a t-shirt, cd, lighter, hairbrush, etc., that belonged to the person you just hooked up with. Sort of like a 'souvenir' of the encounter.

"How do you like this cool candle holder? It's a screwvenir from the other night at Todd's house."

by Rhonda Q July 23, 2008

screentippery

The practice of adjusting the tilt or contents of your computer screen to temporarily provide more light.

eg: opening a predominantly white webpage to remove ones contact lenses late at night

Hold up a sec I have to do some screentippery to find my bottle opener

by pyrocam March 30, 2011

Screenthot

Noun: Someone who constantly screenshots snapchats, messages and photos, especially when it's not consensual.

Adjective: Screenshotting messages and photos that you're not supposed to.

"He saved my snapchat, he's such a screenthot"

"She screenthotted the entire conversation"

by Screenthot April 15, 2017