screwage 

Describes the liquid products that make up the "wet spot" after doing the horizontal mambo.
Synonym - fuckle

"You don't mind sleeping in the screwage, do you?"

screwage by Big Block May 11, 2004

screwage 

A charge levied at a restaurant or other similar establishment for bringing your own alcohol. More modern version of corkage, as it is more common for wine bottles to have screw tops as opposed to corks.

The screwage here is a rip-off.

screwage by Dave Smartt May 24, 2008

Screwged 

Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.

Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever

To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.

This may or may not actually be a thing.

My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.

She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.

On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.

Screwged by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022

Screwged 

The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly

Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.

Screwged by PoorDavid December 6, 2011

Screwge

n. - Someone who doesn't like sex, or has a negative outlook on intercourse in general. A sexual malcontent.

"You've got a headache? C'mon baby, quit being a screwge."

Screwge by AppleZack December 7, 2006

Dirty Screwge 

A sex act involving intercourse where a woman is suspended from the ceiling by a harness while a man lies on a spinning table. The woman then mounts him while he spins beneath her on the table.
The woman should remain still while the man spins inside of her.

Ken pulled his scrotum while attempting to perform a dirty screwge with Barbie.

Dirty Screwge by KittyKittyLickLick69 October 16, 2009

Screwged 

When the ghosts of gamings past come back to haunt you and make you perform an action you didn't mean to pressing a button that does one thing in one game but something completely different in another.

Justin: Dude, why do you keep vaulting into combat? Take over!

Jonathan: I'm sorry! 'Horizon' really screwged me. I'm used to Circle being crouch.

Screwged by Binaoryp December 3, 2020