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Scotties 

noun.

The lingering stale smoke left in a bong after someone has nearly cleared it.
Are you finished with that? You mind if I hoover up the scotties?
Scotties by Shawaddywaddy mk.2 April 25, 2020

Scotties"e"wagon 

A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.
In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.
Scotties"e"wagon by hoss geller January 16, 2012
A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.
Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
Scottie by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022
scitties (singular scitty) refers to goodtimeswithscar's minecraft tits. they are huge and we love them
this is me joining the war on scitties on the side of the scitties
scitties by iron-sides July 13, 2022

Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.
"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy
Scottie is definitely a thot and the biggest fuckboy you’ll ever meet. Will play with your feelings, he is funny but do not be fooled. The only good thing is he has a good taste in music but is overruled by the fact that he has chlamydia. :)
“Do you know Scottie”
“Yeah he hit me up a min ago”
“Oh he just texted me to hangout
Scottie by That1betch September 10, 2019