scottie

Hot garbage juice.

When scat meets toilet paper
Ugh, did you run out of tp and just s*** in the can? It's full of scottie.
by stellabee13 December 12, 2018
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a person who gets you hooked on everything they say and then doesnt call you
Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back today.

Man, Scottie was supposed to call me back yesterday.

Man, Scottie is one triflin' @$$ nigga.
by 1 frustrated gurl January 10, 2005
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A substance that sends one in a positive vertical direction.

From the Star Treck character Scottie, who beamed up other characters on the show.
YockHamptons: Do you want some Scottie?

The Surgeon: Yes, beam me up.
by The Surgeon April 23, 2005
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Scottie is defined as a intelligencen game player. He alway connect with bugs, virus, hacking, funny, fucking, on9, penis, cave, LOL .... etc And MAINLY his boss TIMTIM.
Scottie is a on 9.
Scottie is fucking high mood now.
by Timtim August 26, 2004
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A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.
Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022
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Scottie is definitely a thot and the biggest fuckboy you’ll ever meet. Will play with your feelings, he is funny but do not be fooled. The only good thing is he has a good taste in music but is overruled by the fact that he has chlamydia. :)
“Do you know Scottie”
“Yeah he hit me up a min ago”
“Oh he just texted me to hangout”
by That1betch September 10, 2019
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Scotty

A somewhat tall and overweight individual. Their surname is usually "Robert" or some other generic western birth name but their nickname is almost always Scotty when they fill the expected physical attributes mentioned previously.
He/it/they take liberty and pride in surreptitiously depositing rohypnol in the alcoholic beverages unsuspecting females. Their living conditions are commonly unsanitary and uninhabitable by regular human beings.

A Scotty can typically be found in pursuit of heavily intoxicated females in any of the college bars throughout the east coast. Unfortunately these situations turn out in favor of the Scotty and they will quite often be gloating about the added notch on their bedpost.

Recapitulaton: this creature often engages in illegal activities involving sexual harrassment, filing of false police reports on peers, and at times possession of drug paraphernalia.
Shannon: "There he goes again."
Danielle: "Who?"
Shannon: "Scotty, he's is following those girls"
Danielle: "Good thing we didn't drink tonight!"
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Katie: "Woah! There's grape jelly all over my leg!"
Erin: "Did you check under the seat before you used the toilet?"
Katie: "Shit! I forgot!"
Erin: "Scotty's at it again"
by Schuett March 09, 2022
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