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Scottering 

When you are having sex with a quadriplegic with nonverbal autism, and they didn't fully consent because of their condition. During this, they begin to autistically yell, making you even more confused but it increases your overall pleasure, causing you to ejaculate prematurely inside of them.
Yo Glen, last night I was scottering that autistic nugget from church. It was pretty weird but pretty nice as well.
Scottering by Flaytonson January 10, 2025
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Earth Shattering Orgasm 

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.
Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm
Earth Shattering Orgasm by AkRnLee December 7, 2015

Shattering Rodents 

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG
Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
Shattering Rodents by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008

Sluttering

1.pontification under duress*
2.a kind of drunk muttering*
3.A kick-ass song by the greatest band ever, Jawbreaker. It's track 11 off of their last studio album, "Dear You"
1,2&3- Go out and buy the cd and listen to the song. And when you're done, go out and buy all of their albums.
*note, these definitions are straight from Blake, the man who wrote the fucking song*
Sluttering by JetBlack1089 August 30, 2005

nutt smothering 

During mutual oral sex or "69ing" with the male on top, testicles drape over the nose of the partner on the bottom, covering the nostrils and impeding airflow.
Damn, when I was 69ing that bitch, I gave her such a nutt smothering that almost passed out.

Stuttering Pirate 

A high level of alcoholic inebriation that causes the inebriated to close one eye and can only converse through stuttering.
No thanks on the shots of tequila if I drink one more I will become a stuttering pirate.

skettering 

If you've ever been out on a thursday, friday or saturday night in the wonderful town of kettering (uk) then you know that it is full of the skettiest girls around in their non-existent dresses and high heels.
Mate I'm goin' skettering to get me some guaranteed clunge
skettering by zaakie March 3, 2011