Scotshire

A mixed accent formed when someone from Scotland lives in an English “-shire” area long enough that their original Scottish accent mutates into something confusingly in-between.

Example:
“After fifteen years living in the shires, her accent evolved into Scotshire — confusing, aggressive, yet oddly polite.”

Example 2:
“He moved down south ten years ago and now speaks fluent Scotshire.”

Scotshire by TheJimothy May 22, 2026

snortshire 

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.

snortshire by mave73 May 8, 2008

Scotchie 

A person dwelling in or about the areas of Scotswood, Benwell and Elswick. Visually distinguishable by their fondness for worn out sportwear and Scotchie Bowlers.

Did hear about such-and-such getting their head stovved in?
Aye, but she was a Scotchie Scumbag, so that's one less car getting robbed tonight.

Scotchie by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010

Scotchie Bowler 

The Scotchie Bowler is the must-have fashion item for the discerning Scotchie.
Regional variation of beanie. In almost cases it bears the emblem NUFC.

Did you see the wee mascot in that gang of charvers?

Aye, he looked geet sweet with his little scotchie bowler on.

Scotchie Bowler by HRH Prince of Wales December 22, 2010

Scotchie 

Perhaps the greatest educational establishment in all of Australia, without a doubt the ladsiest in all of Perth. Scotchies have the cash and spend it well, no one can party it up like a Scotchie. These boys know how to dress well and please a woman. Christchurch just fail, Hale are boring with no identity. being a Scotchie boyscout is fucken mint.

Dude 1: God dammit who is that awesome lad?

Dude 2: Must be a Scotchie, on the piss again!

Dude 1: Defs, Scotchies are ladsy!

Scotchie by ghostshot April 18, 2009

scotchies

testicles, nuts, or backbone.

"MAN! Grow some scotchies and be a man!"

scotchies by JBoog May 30, 2006

Scooshie Scooshie 

When you're falling for someone and little moments of magic take your breath away and make you feel all fluffy like a marshmallow.

You kiss me scooshie scooshie, my lips are loosey goosey; I can't hold these words in much longer...

Scooshie Scooshie by JLO444 October 16, 2022