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Scotchie 

Perhaps the greatest educational establishment in all of Australia, without a doubt the ladsiest in all of Perth. Scotchies have the cash and spend it well, no one can party it up like a Scotchie. These boys know how to dress well and please a woman. Christchurch just fail, Hale are boring with no identity. being a Scotchie boyscout is fucken mint.
Dude 1: God dammit who is that awesome lad?

Dude 2: Must be a Scotchie, on the piss again!

Dude 1: Defs, Scotchies are ladsy!

Scotchie by ghostshot April 18, 2009

Scotchie Bowler 

The Scotchie Bowler is the must-have fashion item for the discerning Scotchie.
Regional variation of beanie. In almost cases it bears the emblem NUFC.
Did you see the wee mascot in that gang of charvers?

Aye, he looked geet sweet with his little scotchie bowler on.

Scotcheroo 

a peanut-buttery, crispy, chocolatety, butter-scotchity treat invented by my grandma in the 1970s for one purpose: to be consumed by her two favorite grandsons (nameless on this site, but we all know who they are) at Ocean Shores.
Ohpa: (auf Deutsch) You made a full pan of scotcheroos. Where did half of them go?
Ohma: You know.

Scotchuesday

is a weekly drinking holiday with the sole purpose of drinking Scotch on Tuesdays.

Acceptable liquor variations are - Whiskey or Bourbon.
Jordan looked forward to Scotchuesday, where should could sip her scotch in the company of good friends and a fine cigar.
Scotchuesday by North Park Crew December 8, 2010

Scatchie 

Scatchie equals Scatman means sexman but actually no.. Its a funny guy.
I met sexman (scatchie) yesterday xD! Woah bro u met the funny guy???
Scatchie by Calmiscool123 January 8, 2022
Mixer of Scope(tm) brand mouthwash and Scotch. Taken from the Comedy Central Show "Secret Girlfriend."
Phil: "Dude, Scope is not a mixer."
Sam: "Maybe to you it's not. I mix it with scotch, call it 'scotche.'"

(Random Lesbian makes out with Sam): "Mmm... tastes like a Girl Scout Cookie."
Sam: "That's my scotche."
scotche by testicles...that is all October 24, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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