Scoonier 

The word Scoonier can be used to describe many different types of people. The most common use of the word scoonier is to describe someone who is so bad at something they are doing and they demonstrate how bad they are. The other meanings of scoonier can describe someone that is extremely stupid, lame, weak, and petty. The word scoonier can also be used as a substitute for the word "noob"

"You damn scoonier..."
"That dude is a scoonier"
"Can you stop being a scoonier"

Scoonier by PuntYourPayments June 23, 2017

Scooner 

A sum of cannabis that is rolled in a zig zag or rolling paper that is formed into a marijuana cigarette which is smoked.

"Hey man, Erick has that fat scooner ready to be smoked. I saw it in his car somewhere." "David, remember what Franklin did last time you lit up with out his permission? Lets just wait." "Naw man its not a big deal. Once I spark this scoonie doob up Franklin will be walking out of the store trust me."Alright man your taking the heat for it if he gets angry."

Scooner by JahBlazeTheFire420 February 5, 2013

scooner 

A 24oz drink. Normally draft beer but every once in a while you'll find a place that will make them with your favorate highball (4oz or hard)

After my 8th scooner at Boston Pizza, I gave half of them back to Ralph.

scooner by Klautt August 8, 2005

Scoonie 

An unwanted outsider

"Scram, you scoonie."

Scoonie by Myobdickhead March 15, 2017

Scookier 

An amazingly attractive and "once in a lifetime" Person you meet in your life.

Wow! you're so attractive, Your like my Scookier!

Scookier by Aleto June 19, 2022

Poon Scooner

A person be it Male or Female who is in search of sex or a sexual encounter of some sort.

Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.

Hey man lets go to the Mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.

Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.

Poon Scooner by Spazet May 16, 2011

Prairie Scooner

Similar to a covered wagon. A scooner is a small boat, therefore a prairie scooner is a small covered wagon. The waves of the grass on the plains were such a simulation to ocean waves that people actually got seasick.

"A caravan of "prairie scooners" are coming our way over yonder".

Prairie Scooner by J-Dog23 October 3, 2007