Scoong

My wife, Madison Price

Madison, quit being a Scoong.

by Vic rock February 17, 2023

Chicken Nugget Scoon

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.

Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.

by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018

Spoonga

When one makes use of a white, Dixie brand polypropylene plastic spoon to stimulate the urethra via a 45-degree angle bend near the center of the handle. The spoon end goes in first, followed by the tail (the handle).

I heard Jerry Spoonga'd himself last night, he's supposed to stay in the hospital for a few weeks.

by cum_in_my_asshole September 2, 2019

scoon army

The army that accompanies the beast himself.....EMPEROR SCOON

Mum get the camera the Scoon Army are here! Ermagherd

by Blake K Forrester August 2, 2014

Scongo

The best villain of all time and space
(Doctor Who: 1963- Now)

Scongo is the greatest villain ever.

"Nardole or Scongo?" - "Just kill me. I can't choose between God and my Lord"

by Ser Pounce December 25, 2017

Scounge

An unscrupulous garbage picker or dumpster diver.

That shameless scounge raped our trash can.

by Cygnus Roy September 20, 2015

sconge

A prtially erect penis, a snynonym to the more juvenile "chub". Often used to descibe a female being "sconge-worthy".
Also, a condition brought on by vigorous "grinding" and "booty dancing"

Man i had a sconge the entire night after she rubbed my thigh.

by Kotacular September 24, 2003