Sconzer 

Someone or Someone's who is so cheap and can not stand wasting or avoid spending extra of anything.

Matthew likes to be a Sconzer and put the empty jar of Cheese whiz in the microwave to melt whatever whiz is / could be left. " Waste none " Pay good money for that.

Sconzer by Less1Legg September 9, 2018

sconzed 

Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.

Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.

sconzed by chip-ky June 12, 2007

Sconner 

When a person has no pubic hair they are known as a sconner. (Derogatory)

WestMidlands,U.K decent

Daphney:I saw Stuart showering he had no pubes, he's a sconner.

Sconner by Tomo1811 March 17, 2008

Sconner 

Someone who has no pubic hair due to shaving or just lack of hormones.

You nan, mother and any other distant relation... probably you

Sconner by Faggit April 4, 2003

Sconser 

(noun) A person who looks around when talking to you, to see if there's anyone more interesting about.

shoulder surfing

From Douglas Adams' (of Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy fame) book 'The Meaning of Liff'

Adrian is such a sconser, he was checking out my sister the entire time we were talking...

Sconser by thomas callan July 26, 2006

Sonzer

The guy that gets way more drunk and high at the party and creeps out all the ladies.

Andrew is a total Sonzer, last night he downed a bottle of whisky, took his shirt off and tried to dance the lambada with my mom.

Sonzer by your best fiend November 29, 2011

Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

Sconer by Wazzle December 9, 2009