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Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.
Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.
sconzed by chip-ky June 12, 2007
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When a person has no pubic hair they are known as a sconner. (Derogatory)

WestMidlands,U.K decent
Daphney:I saw Stuart showering he had no pubes, he's a sconner.
Sconner by Tomo1811 March 17, 2008
Someone who has no pubic hair due to shaving or just lack of hormones.
You nan, mother and any other distant relation... probably you
Sconner by Faggit April 4, 2003
(noun) A person who looks around when talking to you, to see if there's anyone more interesting about.

shoulder surfing

From Douglas Adams' (of Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy fame) book 'The Meaning of Liff'
Adrian is such a sconser, he was checking out my sister the entire time we were talking...
Sconser by thomas callan July 26, 2006
The guy that gets way more drunk and high at the party and creeps out all the ladies.
Andrew is a total Sonzer, last night he downed a bottle of whisky, took his shirt off and tried to dance the lambada with my mom.
Sonzer by your best fiend November 29, 2011
A person with no pubic hair.
Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!
Sconer by Wazzle December 9, 2009
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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