Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.
Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.
by chip-ky June 12, 2007
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when you are so tired you feel out of it and on a different planet and you have no idea what your doing
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by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016
Get the Sconed mug.The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
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Get the Sconted mug.A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.
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