sconzed 

Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.

Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.

sconzed by chip-ky June 12, 2007

Sconed 

Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.

You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.

Sconed by MK friends May 26, 2021

Sconned

when you are so tired you feel out of it and on a different planet and you have no idea what your doing

bro im so sconned right now

Sconned by sassysasbear October 8, 2020

Sconed 

A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.

BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed

Sconed by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

Sconed 

The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.

Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".

Sconed by Dee May June 5, 2015

Sconted 

when you've had one too many cones.

Fuck man that cone got me SCONTED!

Sconted by GorillaKhunt March 25, 2022

sconed 

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.

'You have been Sconed!', 'Prepare to be Sconed', 'We WTFSconed that d00d!!!11eleventyone one!'

sconed by Song March 5, 2008