Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

by Wazzle December 9, 2009

sconer

A male sexual response to the deliciousness of scones.

Damn! Those scones are delicious! I think I have a sconer.

by Bchickenlittle February 12, 2010

Sconer

When a woman that has very sturdy hands Phthalates a man to wake him in the morning.

Betsy gave Andy a 5AM sconer this morning before she fed the chickens.

by CloudyDay February 12, 2010

sconer

a male citizen of the united states, white,who has the occupation of putting their hand down on a seat when a woman is about to sit down

honey watch out! theres a sconer about!

by Dancer of the seas February 16, 2009

Sconer

A an eater of scones; a British person, especially a detestable one.

Shut up you toffee-nosed sconer!

by Shplibitz October 2, 2014

SCONER

The term for an erection, caused by a scary reason.

I was so scared, but it was also pretty hot. It gave me a sconer.

by StephoSlash June 25, 2019

Sconer

When one is so scared that they’re turned on.

As Mrs.Williams’ heartless eyes looked through my soul and her skeletal hands wrapped around my neck, I felt my pants tighten as I got a raging sconer

by Ayum Dahmathe October 22, 2025