Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

by Wazzle December 9, 2009

Sconer

When a woman that has very sturdy hands Phthalates a man to wake him in the morning.

Betsy gave Andy a 5AM sconer this morning before she fed the chickens.

by CloudyDay February 12, 2010

Sconer

A an eater of scones; a British person, especially a detestable one.

Shut up you toffee-nosed sconer!

by Shplibitz October 2, 2014

sconerism

someone who does not have any pupic hairs in there tenage years

if you did not have any pubes you suffer from sconerism

by woza March 11, 2007

sconer

A male sexual response to the deliciousness of scones.

Damn! Those scones are delicious! I think I have a sconer.

by Bchickenlittle February 12, 2010

sconer

a male citizen of the united states, white,who has the occupation of putting their hand down on a seat when a woman is about to sit down

honey watch out! theres a sconer about!

by Dancer of the seas February 16, 2009

Sconer

When one is so scared that they’re turned on.

As Mrs.Williams’ heartless eyes looked through my soul and her skeletal hands wrapped around my neck, I felt my pants tighten as I got a raging sconer

by Ayum Dahmathe October 22, 2025