Sconner 

When a person has no pubic hair they are known as a sconner. (Derogatory)

WestMidlands,U.K decent

Daphney:I saw Stuart showering he had no pubes, he's a sconner.

Sconner by Tomo1811 March 17, 2008

Sconner 

Someone who has no pubic hair due to shaving or just lack of hormones.

You nan, mother and any other distant relation... probably you

Sconner by Faggit April 4, 2003

Sconner 

A rude word for someone posh. Originated from people mocking the higher class pronouncing “scone”.

He’s such a f**king sconner

Sconner by Faceofjeff December 9, 2019

Snonner 

Meaning a snow boner ,caused from joy in the snow ❄️! Love of outdoors. Unisex meaning boys and girls can get and enjoy a Snonner! A Snonner is not embarrassing or socially awkward should be for any old, young , big and small. Any form of snow enjoyment can cause a snonner, snow angels, snowmobile, board or ski sports, sledding, just a walk in the snow.
Side effects of a long lasting Snonner include, perma grin, muscle soreness, muscle fatigue. In extreme cases dry mouth and loss of appetite.
Not to be confused with snoner with one N meaning snow man size penis.

It looks so beautiful covered in snow kinda gives me a Snonner!
Said with excitement: Today's new snow gives me a raging Snonner!!

Snonner by Defender of Awesome!! February 22, 2021

Mother Riley scanner attack

Used to describe a person who's head regularly explodes in anger whilst posting on a forum.

"Steve's just had another Mother Riley scanner attack. That can't be doing his blood pressure much good!"

Mother Riley scanner attack by Terence Dactyl July 6, 2014

Scunnert 

General state of boredom and fed up ness. Used when you really cannot be bothered, also when you have just accomplished a big task that has knackered you. Used mainly in the north east of Scotland

"I'm fair scunnert the day"

Scunnert by Sharyn April 3, 2007

Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner! 

Scottish insult. Literally means go suck a dick you smelly low life

Head boys approach Ollie's house and demand he gives them free food
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"

Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner! by mrperson123 December 13, 2018