A hobbit sized gnome looking Scottish sportsman with small man syndrome who cannot stop
talking about himself. Every conversation that he buys into always becomes
something about himself. He has
done everything better, cheaper and quicker than any body else. They are the kings of one upmanship
Hey did you hear that "Scome"
talking complete
bollocks again. How did that conversation about foreign agricultural policies become a story about his cousins best
friends uncle growing the biggest potato in the milky way