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scomberdae 

A word to be used when someone says something you didn't quite hear or don't understand. This usage originated when a spelling bee champion misspelled the word "scombridae" in a news interview.
"Scomberdae? Are you saying scomberday?" can be used if you want a person to repeat him/her self or to show that you don't understand.

Alternatively, "Oh, well I thought you were saying scombrdae," can be used to cover for a mistake made due to misunderstanding.
scomberdae by Doomcomplex June 29, 2007

Schmëerskåhøven 

An evil dance craze from Pinky and the Brain that was the cause for the dumbing of America.
"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"
Schmëerskåhøven by Anonymous September 30, 2003

schmeerskahoven 

Originally used on the 90's TV show "Pinky and the Brain," in a three part episode where everyone would do a strange dance called the "schmeerskahoven."
Stick your finger in your belly,
Don't be afraid if it jiggles like jelly
Yeah, Schmeerskahoven!
schmeerskahoven by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004

Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.
Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!
Schmeer-o-sphere by SuzyG October 20, 2008

Schmeerios

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Cheerios brand. While still a toasted oat based cereal, Schmeerios are an inferior brand akin to a "white-label brand".
Tall your cheap-ass mom to stop buyin' these shitty Schmeerios and start buying the real stuff!
Schmeerios by beancrock July 15, 2019
To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself

girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself
Schmeer by chosen-one February 18, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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