scomer 

Noun, plural -s; Verb, scomered, scomer-ing; Interjection; Adjective; Article; Preposition;

-noun
1. anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. a defecation.
3. something to eat.
4. an article of clothing.
5. a person who has accomplished something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing of those around him.
6. any such act.
7. a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
8. a particularly enjoyable sexual encounter.

-verb
1. accomplishing anything that is in any way good on any level.
2. defecating.
3. eating something particularly good.
4. wearing an appealing, flattering, thinning or otherwise attractive article of clothing.
5. doing something worthwhile or beneficial to the wellbeing to those affiliated with him.
6. being someone performing any such act.
7.a. perceiving a pleasant aroma, taste, sound, sight or touch.
7.b. creating any such sensation.
8. performing a pleasurable sexual encounter.

-adjective
1. having attributes that can be affiliated in any way with any of the above definitions.

-article
1. that.
2. which.
3. the.
4. my.
5. his, hers.

-preposition
1. under.
2. over.
3. next to.
4. behind.
5. near.

(deriv: ModEng Sco-Mer < ME < OE < L Scoltura + Mericulus equiv. to Scote + Merim)

"Scomer, I seriously just scomered the scomerest scomer!"
(Meaning: "My friend, in all honesty, to express the size of the defecation I just evicted from my bowels, I would need to utilize my extensive vocabulary to the utmost - therefore I shall simply say it was large.")

"Hey, you look pretty scomer tonight, Sally."
(Meaning: "You are an attractive female with whom I would like to copulate, Sally.")

"SCOMER!"
(Meaning: "DAMN!" "YES!" "WHAT?" "SWEET!" "NO!" "OKAY!")

"Scomer."
(Meaning: Anything you want it to mean.)

scomer by Heinyken January 2, 2009

scamera 

portmanteau of scam and camera, a term used to describe traffic cameras, speed cameras, red light cameras. which are all about making money not safety

Since the red light scamera was installed they shortened the duration of the yellow light to boost revenue now there are a lot more accidents.

scamera by Just_sayin' July 4, 2021

Somers High School 

A public school in westchester that is not only 99% white, but also 99% vape. All everyone cares about is football or track (even though no one really cares about track other than the people that do it) The schools have the money for 12 drug talks a year, but not air conditioning in all the classrooms. The only thing that is good about it is Matt Carr canceling school and the teachers don't give a flying fuck about the kids. All the kids are in the typical cliche groups and all you hear while walking in the hall is cursing or gossiping.

These kids are all throwing water bottles at us, must be from Somers High School

Somers High School by synebee May 3, 2018

Professional scorer 

In reference to basketball, it’s an individual who can you a bucket by any means necessary. These players typically have phenomenal dribbling ability and can shoot off balance. Some of their box scores will show double digit scoring but limited on ancillary stats such as rebounding, assists, and steals.

Lou will is such a professional scorer. It’s amazing how he just knows how to size up his defenders and score at ease.

Professional scorer by TheYu February 25, 2021

Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

scamera 

A traffic camera, in the eyes of those who hate them and think the state is out to make money off of them.

"Scamera" is a portmanteau of SCAM and CAMera. (It could also be a portmanteau of Speed and CAMERA).

I got slapped by a SCAMERA!!!

scamera by Bed time March 17, 2010

Ian Somerhalder

Hot, sexy, dark-haired, blue eyed actor who plays Damon Salvatore on CW's "The Vampire Diaries". Also played Boone on the series "Lost".

evil devilish grin totally hot great body Ian Somerhalder

Ian Somerhalder by MikaylaRobins February 6, 2010