Schwemp

A Schwemp... A gypsy child of questionable parentage, has facial hair no matter how little the amount, is at least bordering on overweight and has next to no social skills and will likely give birth to further Schwemps as it is a dominant gene. Believed to have evolved from Dale farm, backwards

Plural - Schwempi

Singular - Schwemp

Context - "Look at that (those) dirty schwemps (schwempi)

"That caravan is a schwemp hive"

"We're going to norfolk"..."Do we need the schwempicide?"

"That bloke has webbed hands"..."Probably a schwemp"

Schwemp by Jackson Harenberg September 26, 2012

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Schempfs

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

Schempfs by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

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Related Words

Schwemp • schweppes • Schwepp • schwamp • Schwep • schwerp • Schempf • schwepped • schweppicure • Schweppy

Schweppes

The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".

John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.

Schweppes by K.P.B. October 8, 2012

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schwerpin

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match

Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"

schwerpin by The Schwerper February 24, 2008