Schwepp

A long skinny penis.

The opposite of a "choad/chode".

Girl #1: So how was Jake last night?!"

Girl #2: Awful... He has a Schwepp!

by SchweppLover December 28, 2011

Schwepp

A person who is rude, frustrating, idiotic, foolish etc.

Dan parked in a handicapped spot. What a Schwepp

by Matty-the-III April 04, 2018

Schwepp

Absolutley anything.

Dude, that chick is SCHWEPP!
Did you really do that? Cause if you did, I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
"Dude, I got a date with Catie!" "SCHWEPP!"

by Martin June 29, 2003

Schwepp

Sweet, awesome, very good to an extreme, cool, etc.

Dude, I was totally schwepp in that tournament!

Where am I? Well, doesn't seem too bad, this place looks kinda schwepp actually.

by Darius180 June 26, 2005

Schwepp

Punishment or beating

Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!

by Martin June 29, 2003

Schweppes

The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".

John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.

by K.P.B. October 08, 2012

Schweppes

1. Marijuana
Related: (Schweppsing) The act of smoking Marijuana

Neil: Yo you down to shiggity schweppes tonight?

Juice: No, I'm a puss.

by Linda Richman January 15, 2009