Schwep

To make someone become a eunuch. Sometimes under social pressure and exposure.

My wife wants to schwep me into a eunuch. I want to be her to be happy and laugh.

by elekavator June 22, 2021

Schwep

Adj. a person who is in poor favor; someone who is infuriating; someone who is unhelpful

V. schweppin: the act of being a schwep

The schwep beat me for forty bucks, dude.

Dude said he ain't coming tonight, he's schweppin.

by Boy Judas July 28, 2014

Schwep

Synonymous with "Raw" or "Real"

The game last night was pretty schwep

by BSlots February 8, 2011

schwepped

The act of being intoxicated by a non- alcholic beverage to a point where you lose all control and begin to enter into a state of misery, which leads to stumbling,vomiting, Bloody diarreha,passing out, friends drawing on your face and or body, and waking up the next day with a delicious taste in your mouth and a partial headache

Man we bought a case of Schweppes lastnight and i drank 6, and i got so schwepped i took a diarrhea on my neighbors dog, but i woke up with the taste of ginger in my mouth, so i moved on

by los dragon bonito January 17, 2012

Schwepping

The act of drinking a Schweppes drink with the boys

The boys and I went schwepping after church

by SNORLAX509 July 23, 2022

schwepped

the feelings of being so totally stoked

camper 1: yo campfire is going to be so hype tonight
camper 2: i know i’m so schwepped!!

by child123456679 June 26, 2022