schweppicure Share definition Flag A Schweppeicure is a person who wants to, or has had sex with Schweppes. <Adrian> I had sex with Schweppes today. <Justin> You Schweppicure. <Kilgard> I wish I was a Schweppicure. schweppicure by Jacop Schwepp January 20, 2005 Get the schweppicure mug.