2 definitions by El Chairman How

The best a man can get.
My wand of lust got caressed so hard by a cute bit of crumpet last night that when I shot my gentlemens relish it nearly blew her toes clean off! Man I love footjobs!!!!!!
by El Chairman How June 5, 2020
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An Irish slang word meaning runny poo or diarrhoea.
After a hot curry and 6 pints of Harp my wife always gets the scutters and stinks the house out.
by El Chairman How October 11, 2007
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