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Schumlarken 

A very silly person who is guilty of multiple acts of stupidity.
Did you see Jim fall down the stairs? What a schumlarken!
Schumlarken by NonSequitur January 27, 2009
Related Words
''look at her ass its so schurle''
''better do squats before i go schurle''
Schurle by PutMyDickInYou January 19, 2015

schulamar 

when some one is feeling hyperactive and a little like a sim.
Lucy shouted "Schulamar" when her cat ran down the road
schulamar by Kate Phillips January 6, 2004
an expert provocateur
Anna: Duuude, i so want to bang him. he's such a schurley.
schurley by sch December 4, 2006

schurman 

Rhymes with spermin'. Also the last name of the worlds greatest football player known to man. Stands about 5 ft flat. A member of the lollipop guild. Gets every girl you have ever attempted to talk to. Breathes in oxygen yet exhales pure sex.
woman: "did you see that?!"
man: "no babe, wat was it?"
woman: "i think i just got knocked up by a Schurman"
schurman by the big mamba November 22, 2011
(skoo-log)

used to describe a class with conditions similar to a soviet sweatshop
Jack was worked to the bone in the schulag.