schurman 

Rhymes with spermin'. Also the last name of the worlds greatest football player known to man. Stands about 5 ft flat. A member of the lollipop guild. Gets every girl you have ever attempted to talk to. Breathes in oxygen yet exhales pure sex.

woman: "did you see that?!"
man: "no babe, wat was it?"
woman: "i think i just got knocked up by a Schurman"

schurman by the big mamba November 22, 2011

schumann inn 

The Schumann Inn is a hotel located in Cincinnati, Ohio. This hotel is where a boy can take a girl to the back room and show her a good time. However, you may pick up some diseases while being back there! There are approximately 3 twin beds in the “back room” and some couches in the “front”.

Alex: “hey Sammie, want me to book a room at the Schumann inn for tonight?”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”

Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”

schumann inn by Big al6969 April 30, 2019

schuman shocker 

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!

when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....

schuman shocker by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005

Schuman 

A person who steals from you, and then pretends he/she didn't.

Mick: "fuck! that Schuman just robbed me of 50c!"
Colin: "Don't worry. He's an immigrant."

Schuman by cqribou February 7, 2008

nolan schumann 

fucking mexican

Nolan Schumann is a fucking mexican

nolan schumann by 10inchhero September 25, 2017

tiger schulmann's 

Tiger Schulmann's now known as TSMMA (mixed martial arts) is probably the best place you can learn self defense, and learn how to REALLY fight. For the deffinition above me, apparently you heard wrong. Ever notice at fights such as Newbreed Fighters, Golden Gloves, and combat at the capitale, TSMMA ALWAYS wins. And damn if you're wearing a tsmma shirt, you must walk around damn proud. Sure, we might have cheezy commercials, well get over it cause all the things you do in life doesn't add up to someone's life who does TSMMA. And MMA is different from other schools belts, in tae kwan doe or w.e its spelled, they have jr. black belts, and regular black belts, at TSMMa its different ok? Trust me, go onto the site, check out the fighting videos, im in the best shape of my life right now because of it, and im also a great fighter too. If you still think it's stupid, that's your problem, but don't put down one of the best orginizations ive ever seen.

Many friends of mine have gotten into the best shape of their lives doing tiger schulmann's, including me.

tiger schulmann's by D Brown January 14, 2008

tiger schulmann's 

only people who go here are allowed to define this term. It is more than an organization of mixed martial artists... it is a family and a legacy. It is not seeing your friends from another TSMMA school every day but rather every Black Belt Test or Challenge of Champions... it is a home away from home. It is the best of the best because we kick ass. It is knowing a life skill, being able to defend yourself and challenge yourself daily. If you aren't in it... you have no right to say what we do because you truly dont understand the definition of TSMMA

Tiger Schulmann's Mixed Martial Arts: pain is temporary... pride is forever... TRAIN HARD OR GO HOME!

it aint about how hard you are hit, rather its about getting back up to keep fightin

tiger schulmann's by Boricua_Mami January 14, 2008