schurley

an expert provocateur

Anna: Duuude, i so want to bang him. he's such a schurley.

schurley by sch December 4, 2006

Schurle

Someone with a granny ass

''look at her ass its so schurle''
''better do squats before i go schurle''

Schurle by PutMyDickInYou January 19, 2015

Chuck Shurley 

Chuck Shurley is an author who wrote the low selling Supernatural book series, which he writes under the pen name Carver Edlund. The contents of the books are actually Sam and Dean's lives, the details of which come to him in his dreams. Chuck continued to write even though the books were no longer being published. Unbeknownst to him, the inspiration of the books is divine - as he is a prophet of God.1 Chuck says he started writing because of a childhood crush on Nancy McKeon, the actress who played Jo on the TV show The Facts of Life. Chuck thinks he must have sent her 40-50 letters, but she never wrote back.

Character on hit CW show 'Supernatural' portrayed by Rob Benedict

When Castiel attempts to interfere with prophecy, he is found and killed by the archangel Raphael while in Chuck's presence, who is Chuck's protector. The ensuing confrontation left Chuck's home in ruins. After he finishes his last piece of writing he mysteriously vanishes, suggesting that he may in fact be God. After Amara's return, Chuck returns to reveal to Metatron that he is in fact God in human disguise. After Metatron convinces Chuck to help, Chuck reveals himself to the Winchesters and begins aiding them in their efforts against his sister.

Chuck Shurley, he wrote those weird books, right?
Chuck: "Well, there's only one explanation. Obviously I'm a god... I'm definitely a god. A cruel, cruel, capricious god."

Chuck Shurley by Maddimaddie55885maddieWinchest August 28, 2017

Grandma Shurley

A bitchass, eccentric, absent-minded old woman who drinks hoards of red wine and wonders why her kids are all such losers, but points the finger at everyone but herself - all while shuffling to and fro to feed her masses of cats and dogs.

"Dude, did you see that woman?"

"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"

"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"

Grandma Shurley by Shayna Yelruhs March 22, 2009

Schuley Method 

Submitting the same exact assignment every homework and getting 100 on it every time.

“Yo bro, i totally Schuley Method that semester, like, she never even knew that I used the same exact homework every night and got full credit. Bitch better have mah money!”

Schuley Method by noturmomsfav January 26, 2022