Schtovin

Adjective used to describe someone who has suffered moderate to heavy inebriation as a result of alcohol consumption. Possibly a bastardisation of steaming.

I am hammered... wasted... absolutely schtovin.

by Erwin Schtövinger September 25, 2010

Schmovin

When you are playing Super Smash Bros and you do something cool and are playing well.

"His dk was kinda schmovin ngl"

by DtrJr4 July 18, 2020

schtoink

Verb; To have intercourse with, to bang.

He schtoinked a hot girl yesterday.

by AssmasterPro November 2, 2006

schmoving

When you are dancing like crazy making it look like you’re having a seizure when you’re just fine.

Damn that guy is schmoving!

by EddieGames September 24, 2020

schteving my bill

A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school

(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.

by notyaD May 20, 2014

Schmovin

the verb used to describe how fugitives are escaping with haste from the cops

person 1, watching tv: aw man, that guy's absolutely schmovin
person 2, in the car, escaping the cops: holy shit

by Sucksthatusernameshaveawordlim June 17, 2019

Schtokin

A verb used to define the act of smoking some fire weed.

We out here, schtokin to tolkien. ie smoking while watching Lord of the Rings

by kaiYotey August 14, 2018