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schloking 

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!
After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!
schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017
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schmoking 

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch
i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake
schmoking by lion777 June 11, 2003

schtoink 

Verb; To have intercourse with, to bang.
He schtoinked a hot girl yesterday.
schtoink by AssmasterPro November 2, 2006

Schtovin 

Adjective used to describe someone who has suffered moderate to heavy inebriation as a result of alcohol consumption. Possibly a bastardisation of steaming.
I am hammered... wasted... absolutely schtovin.
Schtovin by Erwin Schtövinger September 25, 2010

schmokin' 

Extracool in ways only schmokin' people can understand. Utterly extraordinary. Totally pimped; etc.
"Did you see the game last night? It was great!"
"Yeh, oh yeah, it was schmokin'"
schmokin' by that.girl June 26, 2007

schmokin' 

describing weed that is of exceptionally great quality.
"Oh yeah, this bud schmokin' fasho"
schmokin' by Marica Linn September 10, 2020