Schrögender 

A modern, scientifically proven and quantum-mechanically valid interpretation for unpredictable, all-encompassing, non-problematic gender fluidity, cleverly referring to the famous cat thought-experiment by Erwin Schrödinger. Although quantum mechanics is fundamental to the understanding of everything and all, this interpretation has been suppressed by years of oppressive patriarchy. This lead in turn to the most absolutely contrary and wrong interpretation of gender: a binary, rather than infinite, construct that only today's advanced science can hope to bust.

Iain: Hey so, what's your gender? I'm a bit at a loss here and I don't want to trigger anyone...
Me: Oh it's quite simple, really: I identify as a Schrögender. That is, my gender is a quantum superposition of "gender-states" , until said superposition is measured. The wave-function then collapses and a specific gender in a specific point in time can be evaluated.
Iain: So...you don't know your gender until someone asks you?
Me: No, you ignoramus, I am ALL genders and NO genders ALL AT THE SAME TIME until someone asks. Sheesh, get a degree.

Sam: Hey, I'm writing a letter of reference for Charles but I'm not sure of what pronoun to use.
Seamus: Oh, you gotta use He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe.
Sam: Why so many?
Seamus: He/She/One/They/E/Ey/Hu/Jee/Ney/Peh/Per/Thon/Ve/Xe/Yo/Ze/Zhe is a Schrögender.
Sam: Ooooohhhh. Makes sense.

Schrögender by Falkatore December 5, 2016

Schroeder 

A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.

Dude, that girl gave me a Schroeder so bad my forehead hurt!

Schroeder by DigitalR3x November 27, 2015

schroeder 

The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted

Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!

Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.

schroeder by ConnerUnitNeverTangos June 27, 2009

schroender 

A YouTuber who is an expert in all things Sorabji. He is nice and friendly, and likes Sorabji's music.

schroender made a new piece and it's called H

schroender by YagizIsMySoup August 16, 2021

schroedered 

To be delayed or inconvenienced whilst travelling, especially at an airport.

Katie missed her connecting flight because her inbound flight was late, she was well and truly schroedered.

schroedered by John Lee Pettimore May 17, 2017

Schroeder 

the piano kid from the peanuts

Schroeder actually likes Lucy back because he's a tsundere but yall aint ready for that conversation

Schroeder by koreandaaa February 8, 2021

Michael Schroeder 

A water on the rocks garnished with a lemon wedge.

Me to the bartender: Hi, I would like a Michael Schroeder.

Michael Schroeder by Don't be Variable be Constant November 7, 2020