schroedering is the act of lurking, or creeping. Usually refers to people creeping others out or eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
"Hey Jim, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Hold on Steve, Chace over there is schroedering us."
"Hold on Steve, Chace over there is schroedering us."
by dj schrotz October 22, 2011
A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.
by DigitalR3x October 09, 2015
The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted
Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!
Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!
Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.
by ConnerUnitNeverTangos June 28, 2009
Katie missed her connecting flight because her inbound flight was late, she was well and truly schroedered.
by John Lee Pettimore May 18, 2017
Schroeder actually likes Lucy back because he's a tsundere but yall aint ready for that conversation
by koreandaaa February 08, 2021
When a girl and her guy are making out, she pushes him down to eat her out. Then he wants his turn, but instead of going down on him she starts to use her hands. She indian burns his dick until he starts to ejaculate blood. Then she uses the bloody semen as lubrication on a dildo and fucks him up the ass.
by Someone3221 December 03, 2007
I took this hottie home from the bar last night and when we got to my place I got completely Schroedered.
by Blanko13 December 28, 2013