by Nut Cannon July 4, 2021
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A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.
Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.
by Aaddam August 19, 2012
Get the Anal Schplinter mug.Schpling is a word used when talking about something that is good and random ,it is used by people aged roughly 12 and is popular with those of more of a grunger or skater type of person in a situationlike when you find something out which you randomly like.
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by plodge December 26, 2004
Get the schpling mug.an onomatopoeic word meaning "a pleasing sound resulting from two objects colliding," for example, the sound of a driver hitting a ball off a tee or the sound of a fastball being driven to the gap
by tanxenchou June 1, 2011
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Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.
Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.
Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.
Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.
Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.
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