Schplink

A word for someone who likes to get pegged.

Ethan is such a Schplink

Schplink by Nut Cannon July 4, 2021

schplino 

A slur for a man who is very immature and begs for attention yet manages to somehow have friends and a multitude of hoes, usually a highschool student. Acts very gay on occasion.

Wow, look at that schplino over there, touching his little brother again.

schplino by Bagod December 27, 2021

Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.

Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.

Anal Schplinter by Aaddam August 19, 2012

schpling 

Schpling is a word used when talking about something that is good and random ,it is used by people aged roughly 12 and is popular with those of more of a grunger or skater type of person in a situationlike when you find something out which you randomly like.

yaarrggghhhh that is schpling

schpling by plodge December 26, 2004

schpink 

an onomatopoeic word meaning "a pleasing sound resulting from two objects colliding," for example, the sound of a driver hitting a ball off a tee or the sound of a fastball being driven to the gap

That tee shot was perfect; I was like---schpink---and the ball was gone, 280 yards at least

schpink by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

schlinke 

Definition of a complete alpha male with a small dick and huge heart. You will find them in a crowd just from their sheer power of will.

Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.

Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.

Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.

schlinke by 69Daddy69_420 June 15, 2019

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

schlinked by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023