schpink 

an onomatopoeic word meaning "a pleasing sound resulting from two objects colliding," for example, the sound of a driver hitting a ball off a tee or the sound of a fastball being driven to the gap

That tee shot was perfect; I was like---schpink---and the ball was gone, 280 yards at least

schpink by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

schpunkenfurtur 

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy

Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

schpunkenfurtur by clavecin1716(2) May 26, 2020

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020

schoink 

ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe

peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?

schoink by imnotella April 9, 2021

Schminkle 

An adorable female bellybutton.

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.

Schminkle by zugale November 4, 2018

Shpinkas

A hairy, one eyed, no legs or arms, just paws-CREATURE.

can be used in substitution for cussing.

Oh my god, man. There's so many shpinkas jumping around.

Shpinkas by JHLAMN January 22, 2011