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schlack schlorts
schlack schlorts by just make the money January 13, 2014
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Schklack • Schalacking • Schlacker • Schlacking • schlack • Schlackervorlage • schlackin • schlackity • Schlackled • schlack schlorts
Schalacking
Schalacking by Masta Ace October 25, 2003
Schlacker
Schlacker by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008
Schlackled
When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)
"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"
Schlackled by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008
booboo schlackum
Adj. Something annoying, undesirable, unfortunate, or in poor taste; can also be used in the plural to the same effect.
1. "You wrecked your car last night? That's booboo schlackum!"
2. "Listen, don't even worry about that broad; she's booboo schlackums for shizzle."
2. "Listen, don't even worry about that broad; she's booboo schlackums for shizzle."
booboo schlackum by TheTripleBizzle May 30, 2006
Cock Schplack
A sexual manuever involving the slapping of one's erect penis on the cheek and or forehead of the sexual counterpart. It is imperative that semen is present at the tip of the schlong. After the slapping is complete the male writes a note to the woman and sticks it to her face.
Cock Schplack by Jakenasty McMike January 3, 2006
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