Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)

"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"

by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008

schmeckledorf

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

by dano magnum September 26, 2006

Shackled

To be under the thumb or on a very short leash. A varient of being pussy whipped by your girlfriend.

Damo could not come out to play because his girlfriend had him shackled down tight

by DrainGus April 7, 2011

schmacked

extremely high

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!

by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008

Schlaaked

Verb; to schlaak: the crushing of ones head underneath the buttock of another.

How did you hurt your head? Sam Schlaaked it!

by Sach Ztenerson September 29, 2011

Schmacked

When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.

Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.

by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018

Donkey Shlankled

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

by Philly S501 February 26, 2010