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Schlacker 

One who schlacks; lacking behind in things
Holy hell! He's such a schlacker!
Schlacker by Mackie Oldfield April 14, 2008
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Schlacker 

A girl at my school with the last name schlack sucked an upper classmans wang and was given the nickname schlackemoff.
Schlacker refers to one who sucks wang.
It can be used as an insult to anyone who swings on someone elses nuts.
OMG OMG, kristina sucked dereks wang.
What a schlacker...

Kohl totally pissed me off today by being at school.
What a fucking schlacker.
Schlacker by GH REP July 18, 2004

schlacker 

A girl who sucks dick like a porn star, shes 5’5 and will look you in the eyes while she deepthroats your dick. She has some nice ass titties. N she rides dick like a pro
tod: yeo bro you seen SCHLACKER.
daquan: hell yea im trying to have her give me a piece of that SCHLACKER
schlacker by gubghjbh January 26, 2019

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"
Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

Schlachtered 

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.
I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.
Schlachtered by pgasean August 4, 2009

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis
The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>
Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015
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