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Scheniving
"They’re always the ones conniving and scheming. Sometimes they do both. I call that scheniving." - Sarge RvB
Scheniving by saiyan*queen*vega February 7, 2007
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Schniving • scaniving • Scheniving • schving • shiving • scheving • skiniving • schaivoing • scheifing • Schenniving
Schving
Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.
Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.
A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.
A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”
Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011
skiniving
Schenniving
A combination of the words Scheming and Conniving.
Schenniving is to collude, or cooperate in an illigal or wrongful action, while simultaneously contriving a secret plan or plot.
Schenniving is to collude, or cooperate in an illigal or wrongful action, while simultaneously contriving a secret plan or plot.
"The Blues never sleep. They're to busy plotting to destroy our way of Life. That's how you can always spot a Blue Donut. They're always the ones Conniving and Scheming. Sometimes they do both. I call that, Schenniving." Sarge(Staff sergeant and leader of the Blood Gulch Red Team)
Schenniving by Chruch March 17, 2010
schiaving
Description of a marijuana smoker who has befallen into the state of a vegetable, like Terry Schiavo
schiaving by Jimmy Elliot November 29, 2007
Schninge
Schninge by binge&purge June 8, 2010
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