Definitions by Procarp

Schniver

When you are trying to select the perfect club but you say screw it and grab a random one.

Is this hole a 3 wood? Eh screw it, ill just use my schniver.

Schniver by Procarp October 1, 2026

Schniving

When your going for a long drive and you go sideways.

People are watching the PGA tour wondering why that guy is schniving his driver into the crowd.

Schniving by Procarp October 1, 2026

Schnive

Someone who is always crooked, never straight in any sense. Will deceive you and trog you up.

He is being a complete schnive today, he just hooked it into the woods 18 holes straight.

Schnive by Procarp October 1, 2026

Schnived

When your focus is forward but no matter how hard you try you always smack it sideways.

I'm aiming straight down the middle, oh no you dog, I just got schnived...

Schnived by Procarp October 1, 2026