Schnautzing 

(verb) to schnautz

Casual shopping with friends for nothing in particular

“I’m so excited to go schnautzing this afternoon at the thrift store with the girls!”

"I saw those two schnautzing at the market yesterday afternoon."

Schnautzing by Chattha November 6, 2019

Pool Schnaupping 

The act of starting a pool party at a house that does not belong to you without the owner's knowledge or consent. You may or may not know the owner of the pool.

1st Person: I'm so bored
2nd Person: Let's go pool schnaupping at the neighbors
1st Person: Fuck yeah, they'll give us popsicles and drinks

Pool Schnaupping by King Schnaupper June 12, 2020

Schnarting 

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

Schnarting by jmh215 October 13, 2011

Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.

So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.

Schwartzing by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011

schmutzing 

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.

"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"

schmutzing by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

schnitzing 

Blowing a snot rocket onto the street.

Whenever I'm in Chinatown there's always a guy schnitzing on the street.

schnitzing by Shecky Beagleman August 8, 2017

Schwartzing

The act of annoying one's coworkers by public daily displays of voice projection that cover's an entire office space occupied by 40 or more workers. The voice consists of a harmonic modulation at least as bad as a orgy of very horny pigs. The content of the speech is low-class, offensive and repugnant, offering no value to those who hear it. Schwartzing has an ability to cause lack of concentration, difficulty remembering, and inciting imaginary fantasies of duct tape and ball gags.

Jane has been schwartzing every day since she started her job at Company ABC.

Schwartzing by Bill's Girl February 6, 2010