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schmutzing 

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.
"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"
schmutzing by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006
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schmoozing 

to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.
its been a long night running around here schmoozing with all these strangers.
schmoozing by russ ven vleer June 15, 2009

schruting 

v. Dwight Schrute'ing something; making it more manly or aggresive
My date was going well, but then I starting schruting it all up and she was disgusted.
schruting by blackbeauty456 January 4, 2014

Schmitting 

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.
My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

Schultzing 

v. To check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces, including mirrors, office and/or store front windows.

n. Irresistible compulsion to check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces.
Franklin wouldn't have tripped and fallen on his face if he wasn't schultzing in that car's window.
Schultzing by R.Dubs March 5, 2010

Schnautzing 

(verb) to schnautz

Casual shopping with friends for nothing in particular
ā€œI’m so excited to go schnautzing this afternoon at the thrift store with the girls!ā€

"I saw those two schnautzing at the market yesterday afternoon."
Schnautzing by Chattha November 6, 2019

schultzing 

to emotionly and intellectually detach from a hated nothing job.
sargent schultz in hogans heros . to see,hear,and know nothing to stay out of trouble,and avoid the russian front. recognising that the reason the old timers at work are bitter is because the gave the company their all and got screwed .and avoiding their fate. knowing that you owe the company what the company owes you nothing. how do you keep from going postal at mcjobs? im schultzing it babby im schultzing it.
schultzing by bmut November 25, 2007
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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