To ejaculate in an extreme manner, such that the product's volume is significantly larger than usual. Also known as a Dolwick.
When the librarian saw that the Battlestar Galactica girls were featured in playboy, he schnitzed / dolwicked his trousers real heavy.
by ZBT spyder April 9, 2007
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A higher level than cool.
the new jersey devils are the schnitz.

James is the schnitz!!
by james-justin December 12, 2008
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A Schnitz is like an apple, sliced and dried. They wander from group to group trying to seek belonging. Sometimes, they speak with Sam about basketball, they go around asking everybody what they are doing constantly. They hope to fit in everywhere but are constantly being rejected. They're failures, who often come late. Once, a Schnitz that I know missed an exam due to oversleeping.
You get off the TTC or the bus and you hear someone calling to you. It's a Schnitz. The walk towards you and you walk away, and they ask you the standard question, " What do you have now."
by Totruee November 26, 2019
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Dude 1; “yo man can i have a schnitz
Dude 2; “sure man”
by O kongen April 30, 2021
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Last night, her and I schnitzed and it was the greatest time of my life.
by King Snitz August 28, 2018
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to tattle to the moderator of an internet message board regarding a certain poster or thread when you are unwilling or unable to handle the situation yourself.
"______ schnitzed on me by emailing the mod."
by dave486 February 24, 2010
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