schnarsty

1) schNARsty- the look a creepy person gives you when they look and then a creepy smile occurs. Similar to the look the Italian guy on the train from "eurotrip" gives Scotty and Co. right before they reach a tunnel and..."touching" occurs.

2) SchNARsty- A shifting awkward glance given after saying something "creepy". Usually accompanying a "gah" noise or "hehe" (awkward chuckle)

Flo gave me a schnarsty look after telling me she stalked my facebook.

Ilana's face went all schnarsty when she saw lucy dance.

by Lil' Jon AKA C-cat February 11, 2009

Schnart

When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.

How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop

One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted

by DR. Bitcoin May 15, 2018

schwasty

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Shnarst

To take from the public domain to the your own private stash. Esp. food.

Seeing there was leftover Kugel, Benzi shnarsted it and took it to his room.

by Aj Grands December 13, 2010

schnasty

fun way to say nasty, also implying that you really think something is gross instead of nasty as in cool. falls into the fun words category with schwasted and schwafted. if it's not fun to say, don't say it.

A: i just saw The Hills Have Eyes last night. some of those mutant people were really schnasty.

J: dude, that whole f***ing movie is schnasty.

by angus bohanon July 9, 2006

Shnasty

A word used interchangeably with extremely, utterly nasty.

"That girl is so shnasty!"
"This pasta takes really shnasty!"

by Jessica Herdoon February 24, 2006

Schnapsterbate

Shitting, napping, and masturbating. The act of performing the 3 tasks in succession, without standing up and usually at work to pass time and or boredom.

You: How the hell are you busy all day at work?
Me: Well you have to factor in my break and since I can watch porn on it I usually go downstairs and schnapsterbate for about 30 minutes. 3 birds w/ 1 stone I call it multitasking!

by Rusty Zippenstien August 8, 2010