onenut's definitions

toe jam football

to sit while picking funk from under your toenails or even in between them (come`s from after a long day on you feet)you produce this SHIT into a ball, Then uou try to fling it like a booger towards someone in the room you are in...... Also see uncle tom

Dude! I scored on them twice last nite!They didnt even know iI was playing TOE JAM FOOTBALL!

by onenut April 29, 2003

Clamlapper

One who enjoys the fine art of devouring some tasty tuna. Props to the late, great Bill Hicks for this one.

Are you familiar with the video series Clamlappers 1-50?

by onenut March 5, 2003

Schmugeggie

Gooey substance that forms around the head of the dick.

Yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.

by onenut March 2, 2003

Bivits

Little tiny shit balls that were missed when wiping.

Yo Bitch..clean da bivits out cho teef. Skank ass ho

by onenut March 5, 2003

footfunk

Some smelly motherfucker who wears the same socks for an entire week!

DUUUUDE! Your fuckin house smells like footfunk!

by onenut March 5, 2003

stemwich

The hot new 2 for a dollar special at McVomits

Can I take your order please? Yeah..I'll take the Stemwich special. Hold the vein.

by onenut March 2, 2003