6 definitions by onenut

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to sit while picking funk from under your toenails or even in between them (come`s from after a long day on you feet)you produce this SHIT into a ball, Then uou try to fling it like a booger towards someone in the room you are in...... Also see uncle tom
Dude! I scored on them twice last nite!They didnt even know iI was playing TOE JAM FOOTBALL!
by onenut April 29, 2003
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The hot new 2 for a dollar special at McVomits
Can I take your order please? Yeah..I'll take the Stemwich special. Hold the vein.
by onenut March 02, 2003
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One who enjoys the fine art of devouring some tasty tuna. Props to the late, great Bill Hicks for this one.
Are you familiar with the video series Clamlappers 1-50?
by onenut March 05, 2003
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Little tiny shit balls that were missed when wiping.
Yo Bitch..clean da bivits out cho teef. Skank ass ho
by onenut March 05, 2003
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Some smelly motherfucker who wears the same socks for an entire week!
DUUUUDE! Your fuckin house smells like footfunk!
by onenut March 05, 2003
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