Schmuckgan

Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.

Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.

by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019

schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

Shmuckanese

The culture and language of someone that speaks absolute nonsense.

Ayo big man, stop speaking Shmuckanese.
That pussio been speaking garbage all day, he must be Shmuckanese.

by prithxm December 27, 2021

schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.

He's a royal schmuckbait.

by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

schmuckaluck

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.

Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.

by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009

schmuckatelli

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.

every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.

by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

schmuckenschmick

The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a

Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick

by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019