Definitions by Ohyeahr

McFlytuse 

Totally obtuse and disconnected from reality. Usually is on the “last to know” list. Completed fleeced by aloof like cult leader.

Al became known as a McFlytuse back in 2017.

McFlytuse by Ohyeahr October 21, 2021

Schmuckgan 

Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.

Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.

Schmuckgan by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019

Darthgan

Lord of the dark side of baseball. Known for bad selfies, pixilated media and getting ejected for arguing calls where he is clearly wrong.

Darthgan got tossed from game and then sat in parking lot and got inebriated.

Darthgan by Ohyeahr February 9, 2019

Dramatuse 

Instead of contacting those directly, posting obtuse and cogent things on social media which gets everyone asking “What’s wrong?... happened?.... who? ....etc.

The brothers were at it again on Facebook with more cryptic and dramatuse posts. It’s like watching a soap opera

Dramatuse by Ohyeahr February 6, 2019

Monoaloofing 

The act of posting single -worded obtuse and or cogent posts on Facebook usually after your favorite teams lose again.

The Giants lost again and it drove Steve into a monoaloofing rage on Facebook full of profanity.

Monoaloofing by Ohyeahr December 30, 2018

Aloofing

Intentionally being obtuse and grouchy to attract attention from like minded individuals that have same IQ

Steve was aloofing on Facebook again with his pixilated videos and photos of over-sized mosquito weaponry.

Aloofing by Ohyeahr December 21, 2018

Dualoofing 

The act of 2 people, usually twins, acting standoffish and detached from society but publish their ills on social media.

Chris and Steve must of been dualoofing again because they were posting obtuse and cogent things on Facebook.

Dualoofing by Ohyeahr December 2, 2018