Monoaloofing

The act of posting single -worded obtuse and or cogent posts on Facebook usually after your favorite teams lose again.
The Giants lost again and it drove Steve into a monoaloofing rage on Facebook full of profanity.
by Ohyeahr December 30, 2018
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Schwellz

To be the authority on everything especially baseball, hotels, Chicken wings, the NFL, and YouTube videos of cats dancing.
The Schwellz checked into the hotel like he owned the place and then acted like he just gave birth after winning a game 12-0.
by Ohyeahr March 30, 2018
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Darthgan

Lord of the dark side of baseball. Known for bad selfies, pixilated media and getting ejected for arguing calls where he is clearly wrong.
Darthgan got tossed from game and then sat in parking lot and got inebriated.
by Ohyeahr February 09, 2019
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Dramatuse

Instead of contacting those directly, posting obtuse and cogent things on social media which gets everyone asking “What’s wrong?... happened?.... who? ....etc.
The brothers were at it again on Facebook with more cryptic and dramatuse posts. It’s like watching a soap opera
by Ohyeahr February 06, 2019
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schwellgoogle

Staring at a computer for hours upon hours surfing the Internet and nothing meaningful gets done despite insistence of how hard you worked all day.
He schwellgoogled for 10 hours today on his MacBook and not a damn thing got done today.
by Ohyeahr March 29, 2016
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Schmuckgan

Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.
Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.
by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019
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Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing
Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.
by Ohyeahr February 18, 2018
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