schmucktard 

1. A total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headbutt in the face.
3. Clay Aiken.

I saw Clay Aiken on The Tonight Show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. I wanted to reach though the TV and wring his neck.

schmucktard by lostaccident September 23, 2006

schmucktard 

Primary:

1. Any teenage marketer who thinks the world revolves around himself; generally amateurish in their endeavors; puts others down but flips out when it's reversed back on him

Secondary:

2. Any poser, wannabe or rehasher

3. Serial refunders

Any schmucktard can take someone's report, read it and produce their own the following week.

schmucktard by IMBitchy March 20, 2011

schmuckturd 

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally

PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"

schmuckturd by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019

Schmuckaroo

1) A bouncy, exuberant contemptible idiot

Man, that person is a damned schmuckaroo. I may, in fact, hate them.

Schmuckaroo by iliketocrack March 30, 2010

Schmuckaroo

Part schmuck, part buckaroo. A foolish cowboy.

"Ah that schmuckaroo forgot to close the stable, now we have to go find all those horses."

Schmuckaroo by CatboyODST August 13, 2021

Smucktard 

:Smart Fuck-Tard

anyone who laughs at the word Djbouti

that guy is a smucktard because he got his ribs removed so he could blow himself

Smucktard by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

schmuckadooka 

an uncomfortable bunching of clothing (mainly undergarments) in one's rump. May occur as a result of one pulling someone's underwear up between the buttocks as a form of bullying or practical joking.

Aww man....after sitting for so long I've got a HUGE schmuckadooks that I just need to pick ASAP.
I think my pants are too tight because I keep getting schmuckadooka's.

schmuckadooka by aminder October 20, 2007