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1. A total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headbutt in the face.
3. Clay Aiken.
I saw Clay Aiken on The Tonight Show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. I wanted to reach though the TV and wring his neck.
by lostaccident September 23, 2006
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1. Any teenage marketer who thinks the world revolves around himself; generally amateurish in their endeavors; puts others down but flips out when it's reversed back on him


2. Any poser, wannabe or rehasher

3. Serial refunders
Any schmucktard can take someone's report, read it and produce their own the following week.
by IMBitchy March 05, 2011
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