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Schmuckaroo

Part schmuck, part buckaroo. A foolish cowboy.
"Ah that schmuckaroo forgot to close the stable, now we have to go find all those horses."
Schmuckaroo by CatboyODST August 13, 2021

schmuckalovich 

truck sized schlongola
Mr Biggz, the porn star has a schmuckalovich between his legs.

smuckaroo 

Baby, let’s have anal for 5 smuckaroos
smuckaroo by Jeffrey Sours November 5, 2020

shmuckaroon 

A distasteful member of society that has the unusual urge to shove macaroons up his asshole and eat them after they are eject ejected by the sphincter out of the asshole.
I was friends with this guy until I found out he had been a shmuckaroon since we were twelve and I didn't even know until I bought him a box of macaroons

Schmuckaholic 

One who is eternally attracted to, or seems to attract stupid annoying fuck-ups, also known collectively as schmucks, as if he or she was a magnet to and for them.
Holly is dating another bloodsucking, lazy looser? Is she some sort of a schmuckaholic? What is her problem?
Doesn't she have any sense of self-worth?
Schmuckaholic by Badwsky February 5, 2010

schmuckadooka 

an uncomfortable bunching of clothing (mainly undergarments) in one's rump. May occur as a result of one pulling someone's underwear up between the buttocks as a form of bullying or practical joking.
Aww man....after sitting for so long I've got a HUGE schmuckadooks that I just need to pick ASAP.
I think my pants are too tight because I keep getting schmuckadooka's.
schmuckadooka by aminder October 20, 2007
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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