Schmuckaroo

1) A bouncy, exuberant contemptible idiot

Man, that person is a damned schmuckaroo. I may, in fact, hate them.

Schmuckaroo by iliketocrack March 30, 2010

Schmuckaroo

Part schmuck, part buckaroo. A foolish cowboy.

"Ah that schmuckaroo forgot to close the stable, now we have to go find all those horses."

Schmuckaroo by CatboyODST August 13, 2021

schmuckalovich 

truck sized schlongola

Mr Biggz, the porn star has a schmuckalovich between his legs.

schmuckalovich by claudio pommier April 26, 2007

smuckaroo 

Gay ass way to say dollar

Baby, let’s have anal for 5 smuckaroos

smuckaroo by Jeffrey Sours November 5, 2020

shmuckaroon 

A distasteful member of society that has the unusual urge to shove macaroons up his asshole and eat them after they are eject ejected by the sphincter out of the asshole.

I was friends with this guy until I found out he had been a shmuckaroon since we were twelve and I didn't even know until I bought him a box of macaroons

shmuckaroon by Injectingmarijuanas April 5, 2016

Schmuckaholic 

One who is eternally attracted to, or seems to attract stupid annoying fuck-ups, also known collectively as schmucks, as if he or she was a magnet to and for them.

Holly is dating another bloodsucking, lazy looser? Is she some sort of a schmuckaholic? What is her problem?
Doesn't she have any sense of self-worth?

Schmuckaholic by Badwsky February 5, 2010

schmuckadooka 

an uncomfortable bunching of clothing (mainly undergarments) in one's rump. May occur as a result of one pulling someone's underwear up between the buttocks as a form of bullying or practical joking.

Aww man....after sitting for so long I've got a HUGE schmuckadooks that I just need to pick ASAP.
I think my pants are too tight because I keep getting schmuckadooka's.

schmuckadooka by aminder October 20, 2007