Schmoola
Schmoola by marceltjeg May 12, 2023
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Schmoola • schmoolar • Schoolaphobia • Schmoolie • schmoopa • Schmool • schmooler • Schmooling • Schmoobadoop • schmoogan
Schmooling
Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”
Schmooling by thealeks March 8, 2019
schoolationship
A relationship where both members go to the same school. These are typical for lasting a short while and being almost meaningless due to the hazardous nature of the school environment. Often, the paticipants are 16 or younger, lacking the maturity to uphold a realtionship in this environment.
"Did you hear about Cleopatra? She didn't even speak to Henry for 2 weeks then dumped him."
"It was a schoolationship. What did you expect?"
"It was a schoolationship. What did you expect?"
schoolationship by The Barrelman April 12, 2008
Schoolaphobia
The recurring fear of having to leave summer vacation to go to school and face annoying teachers, musky classmates, and doing school work.
Nurse: Why have you've been coming to my office, first thing in the morning?
Student : I'm not feeling well- I think I have schoolaphobia.
Nurse: *whispers to self* or your lazy. *sips tea*
Student : I'm not feeling well- I think I have schoolaphobia.
Nurse: *whispers to self* or your lazy. *sips tea*
Schoolaphobia by Sapphire_Shaggy August 1, 2016
Schmooling
Schmooling by anapkeyclub March 8, 2019
cool schmool
Just to say something’s cool!
It’s also a Bratmobile song (Bratmobile is a riot grrrl/ feminist band)
It’s also a Bratmobile song (Bratmobile is a riot grrrl/ feminist band)
Guy #1 “I don’t give a shit!”
Girl #2 “cool schmool! Well that’s good because I don’t give a fuck about what you think!”
Girl #2 “cool schmool! Well that’s good because I don’t give a fuck about what you think!”
cool schmool by CrazyCh1ck August 4, 2023
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