Schmool 

When A Professer of a college level class shows up fifteen+ minutes late. The students have the right to grab their books and walk out.

The Rule Of A Schmool
Professer must either A) Not Arrive or B) Arrive very late

We were siting in class until the professer walked in 20 minutes late. Then all of a sudden the students picked up their stuff and walked out justas he started speaking... it was at that point he knew the rule of schmool went into effect

Schmool by mr. mcblargstein September 2, 2009

Schmool 

Is often a guy named Lukas that plays ESO and gets the internet cable pulled.

I just got Schmooled! I.e I was playing ESO and the internet cable got plugged by Christian!!

Schmool by JormaSchmock September 5, 2017

cool schmool 

Just to say something’s cool!

It’s also a Bratmobile song (Bratmobile is a riot grrrl/ feminist band)

Guy #1 “I don’t give a shit!”
Girl #2 “cool schmool! Well that’s good because I don’t give a fuck about what you think!”

cool schmool by CrazyCh1ck August 4, 2023

mike schmool

This phrase can be used to describe anything and everything.

You missed a mike schmool over there

mike schmool by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011

cool schmool hole 

trans or intersexual person who moves between genders in order to hide their identity from others.

This Cool Schmool Hole tried to convince me to send them money.

cool schmool hole by furfeelings February 24, 2024

Schmoil 

A catch all term for having sex, being intoxicated, or generally taking an L; A synonym for fuck

Bro, I'm sorry I schmoiled you so hard in front of your girlfriend last night when I mentioned your side hoe.

It's ok, bro. You were pretty schmoiled.

Man, that exam seriously schmoiled my GPA.

Schmoil by GrandpaJim December 24, 2019

schmooey 

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)

dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?

schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022