Schoolaholic 

Addicted to academia and a life with no purpose

You are a schoolaholic

Schoolaholic by Rabbidfucker June 15, 2017

Scootaholic

Someone who is sexually attracted to scooters

Dude... i think I'm a scootaholic

Scootaholic by Adrien5674 December 31, 2020

scrollaholic

Symptoms may include:

checking your phone before your own thoughts
opening apps you opened 30 seconds ago
searching for connection while avoiding yourself
and somehow being mentally exhausted after doing absolutely nothing

Joe who keeps searching for meaning with their thumb instead of their life. What a scrollaholic.

scrollaholic by 86.4k May 6, 2026

scrollaholic

A person addicted to scrolling their cell phone.

Symptoms may include:

checking your phone before your own thoughts
opening apps you opened 30 seconds ago
searching for connection while avoiding yourself
and somehow being mentally exhausted after doing absolutely nothing

Someone searching for significance through their smart phone. Karen is a scrollaholic.

scrollaholic by 86.4k May 6, 2026