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A dick that is without doubt bigger than any other. It is also referred to as lamp post or Schmitt senior
"What's that las doing on that lamp post"

"Trust she's on Schmitt's dick"
by cunt69 June 07, 2014
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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