Shimples

A frog eating beast from new zealand.

All of the frogs feared encounters with Shimples.

by Brosef Wiener February 13, 2020

Shimples

Pimples contracted from eating ass.

A combination of the words "shit" and "pimples".

Guy 1: Dude wtf is on Bobby's face?
Guy 2: I dunno man, but I think it's shimples

by Screw-It-I'm-Out August 20, 2017

shirples

When a dude's nipples are visible through his shirt because it's too tight. Commonly seen in conjunction with popped collars and sunglasses worn inside. Shirples are sported regularly by dudes from Europe, Australia, and New Jersey.

Double popped collar AND shirples, New Jersey in the houuuuse!!!

by HoneyBadgers June 6, 2011

simpleswine

A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.

simpleswine for President

by jon hiddle August 25, 2006

Simples

Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.

"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News

by the_dickie July 7, 2009

shimple

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

by Matta P. September 30, 2007

SimpleSample

a great and amazing friend who is always there for me

ily /p (unless 😳😳😳😳)

"i just haven't been feeling real good lately"
SimpleSample: "hey don't worry man i care for you :)"

by TheUhh October 2, 2021