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schmexpert 

New York Tri-Borough (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.
"Yo' Joey, you're a real schmexpert aren't 'ya. We don't like your attitude, and you think you know everything."
schmexpert by Laguna Pete August 27, 2006
schmexy, its like sexy, but schmexy (said shh-mex-e) and can mean just sexy, or if its a little more special than sexy, like sexy, and they are a nice man/woman too!
damn, you know whos schmexy?
no, who?
Frances
OH HELL YES
schmexy by d{^_^}b Adam August 31, 2006

Schmeppie 

Schmeppie is a god to us all. With his red mushroom hat and red sweater with his blue denim overalls. But when he put on his poncho from the general store he becomes “El Schmeppie”
Captain Schmeppie’s coming for ya”

“El schmeppie”
Schmeppie by schmeppiemember69 April 18, 2021
Penis. Americanized variant of Yiddish shmekl, shmekele or schmeckle.
Had the new in-laws over for the Pesach seder; Mom brought out the baby pictures and showed 'em all my schmeckie.
schmeckie by scudder August 9, 2006
use this word to describe an object as being sexy.
loraine: wow, dave is sexy!!
sue: well, the pink lampshade in the bathroom is schmexy!
schmexy by frankee January 4, 2006
"Schmexy" is a word associated with "sexy" and "smexy", but the added "ch" makes it a level 100 word. Other perks to the term "schmexy" is that the word circumvents many online chat filters, yet people still recognize its basic meaning. The term is used widely in the Southern U.S. states, but can be heard in Northern states. Also, if the word's energy is harnessed correctly, one can shoot a laser beam up to 2 miles that will obliterate anything on contact.
I am schmexy, you are schmexy, we're all schmexy!
Schmexy by Lord MI May 30, 2014